Miss Natasha and her Golden Showers

they laughed when he spoke
because if it's not broke
he can fix it with a little wink,
full of bells and whistles and the White House kitchen sink
'cause it's open for service 24 hours;
Miss Natasha and her Golden Showers,
a celebrity apprenticeship opening near you;
his Federal Income tax returns long past due,
and at the State dinner wearing fancy tails
going off on fake news heading off the rails.
watching Sean Hannity FOX shows,
believing everything and that's how it goes!
sitting in the audience,
waiting for a glimmer of common sense
all the boastful threats
placing high stakes international bets
playing loose with house money:
it ain't boring and it ain't funny!
and that's how it goes, man,
getting up every morning for an artificial tan,
a medium rare hamburger and a Daffy Duck cartoon;
one quick Mueller story before noon
and here it comes, an outburst and a tweet
heading downtown crossing K street,
into the gutter the wind blown trash
looking for a pussy to grab, looking for cash
and the secret service guards this fancy scene,
a new black Cadillac the hustler's dream;
on the grassy knoll a random puff of smoke
out of their league protecting this piece of joke
and in the city park
passing notes to a stranger in the dark
the guard dogs beginning to bark:
the GOP Lincoln boys
getting out of Dodge with their ethical toys!
all the aisles empty, all the farmers' in a drought
shaking their heads filled with doubt
wondering about free trade
wondering if they'll get laid
wondering if they'll ever get paid
for an honest days' labor;
well, howdy friend, howdy American neighbor.
they laughed when he spoke
because if it's not broke
he can fix it with a little wink,
full of bells and whistles and the White House kitchen sink
'cause it's open for service 24 hours;
Miss Natasha and her Golden Showers,
a celebrity apprenticeship opening near you;
his Federal Income tax returns long past due,
and at the State dinner wearing fancy tails
going off on fake news heading off the rails.
the GOP Lincoln boys
getting out of Dodge with their ethical toys!
all the aisles empty, all the farmers' in a drought
shaking their heads filled with doubt
wondering about free trade
wondering if they'll ever get laid
wondering if they'll ever get paid
for an honest days' labor;
well, howdy friend, howdy American neighbor.