here comes the Donald

duck
here comes the Donald
he's on a hover board flying at high noon
the new sheriff badge pinned to his inflated chest
duck
he came way too soon
The Doomsday Clock was nervously twitching by the door
Princess Grace tossed a loaded gun
duck
she ran for the shore
with two deputies and a member of Delta Force
they loaded the ship of state for the Battle of Midway Island
duck
it's heading off course
where the water is ocean blue and the Pacific sun bright
towards the South China Sea and the coral airfields
duck
it's almost midnight
the Parties of God are partying in downtown Tel Aviv
millions of migrants are rushing the crude border wall
duck
there's no chance to leave
there are slippery piss puddles on the barracks' floor
and the Donald is puzzled by the size of his penis
duck
it's time for a war.