the Crown Prince

it's near the new year:

the Crown Prince wants a rinse

and a do-over with a new Range Rover 

and an increasingly cozy relationship with his new pet

who is currently sleeping in the white house

like some drugged up mouse, 

fondling his cheese at his ease,

heedless of his lack of sleep

as he harangues his loyal sheep.

the Crown Prince knows his own stuff is cool

and the sleepy head is a demented fool

so the advantage is oil and money

no joke

but its almost funny

how he remains on guard,

parrying the sleeping mouse who holds no card 

and is losing his mind.

life is unkind.

the Crown Prince wants a rinse 

and a do-over with a new Range Rover.