shake her live fruit tree

it's easy enough when you know
playing in fourteen part harmony
she was looking good from head to little toe
and i wanted to shake her live fruit tree
but i had to grab her by her truck
she gave me a little squirm
like a famous Hollywood Hills drunk
i wanted to hook her like a glow worm
she asked me to take a second guess
ah, i heard her breathing on my Hawaiian shirt
as though we were on an afternoon recess
could i be sure this wasn't a school yard flirt?
so i asked to play hardball with my new Anna Bell Lee
she tossed me her softball
i hit it as far as anyone could see
over her head and down the shirt of Jerry Hall
and i wanted to shake her live fruit tree
a police car came to a screeching halt
we were dancing in the street
she told a cop it was my fault
but he started to shake and tap his feet
it's easy enough when you know
playing in fourteen part harmony
she was looking good from head to little toe
and i wanted to shake her live fruit tree.