The king and his Lady

the King was having a siesta
and instead of sleeping on his ass
he put his eyes between his legs
to watch his testicles play the organ.
a fascinating insight, he once thought, simply using a hand instead of a mouth.
when the Lady wearing a bathing costume came
into his room, she was clutching an inner tube and smoking a
cigarette up her nostril, gypsy style.
on their royal bed, she slowly reattached his head.
when he awoke, he saw her breasts hanging firmly on her forehead,
asked her to lean closer, and when she did, smoothly threw a leg
over her oiled back to get a better look.
her body parts were his favorite part of the day.