not Casper the Ghost or loser Lonnie
not Hey Jude
'cause you were always so uncommonly rude
a mean and miserable dude
pretending to be polished but always so naturally crude
hey Donnie!
don't brood
you dug a pretty big hole
& it might have been a war hole
or a hot piece of heavenly button hole
who can know which way you tried to go?
walking thru a crowd of admirers with a pigeon-toe
and you thought you were a big time dime
but others thought you were a complete waste of time
the beauty Pageant girls thought you were weird
they didn't want to be speared
and you thought they were young and nice
but they said your hands were like ice
but hey Donnie!
not Casper the Ghost or loser Lonnie
not Hey Jude
'cause you were always so uncommonly rude
a mean and miserable dude
pretending to be polished but always so naturally crude
hey Donnie!
don't brood
when they saw you in black leather pants
you said you wanted a cheap hourly romance
but they only wanted to dance
and you liked riding in a big stretch limousine
bigger than the biggest block of New Orleans
bigger than the biggest block of New Orleans
on any Sunday morning
screeching your tires without warning
posing for pictures without any valid point
running hustles in every corner of every joint
parties with hardly a decent pause
skirting all the established laws
whatever the age
it was always a comedy stage
but hey Donnie!
not Casper the Ghost or loser Lonnie
not Hey Jude
'cause you were always so uncommonly rude
a mean and miserable dude
pretending to be polished but always so naturally crude
hey Donnie!
don't brood
to justify fortune and fame
you've relied on daddy's name
you swindle and waddle and wade,
your lasting reputation temporarily made
you are a master at this game
of momentary tinsel and lasting shame
a crooked smile upon your head
in love with whatever it is you said
hey Donnie!
not Casper the Ghost or loser Lonnie
not Hey Jude
'cause you were always so uncommonly rude
a mean and miserable dude
pretending to be polished but always so naturally crude
hey Donnie!
don't brood
you dug a pretty big hole
& it might have been a war hole
or a hot piece of heavenly button hole
but hey Donnie!
hey Donnie!
pretending to be polished but always so naturally crude
don't brood.
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