donald trump predicts

donald trump predicts
that his penis is bigger than Tweety Bird's
penis and he doesn't need to
provide evidence
because Larry King found a new prostate pill
in France
on Bastille Day
while looking for Meghan Markle's
half-sister
so that proves his point.
but if you can't follow the linear progression,
it's because Melania is in Africa
wearing a colonial sunhat
to help prevent her glossy lipstick from fading
in the sub-Saharan heat.
donald trump predicts
that he'll ball her at least one time in the White House
before he's no longer President,
but she's betting against it.